Have a Baby Sleep on You™
Restore Your Well Being the Natural Way
I'm beta-testing my latest business venture: Have A Baby Sleep On You™. Physical contact with sleeping babies provides a number of important health benefits, including but not limited to: relaxation, lowered blood pressure, reduced muscle aches, new baby smell, spiritual enlightenment. These benefits increase when contact happens between the hours of 6 p.m. and 8 a.m.
Limited-Time Offer from Renowned Mompreneur
Because I care about your health, I am offering nightly sessions of Have A Baby Sleep On You for the low introductory rate of $1/session. (Spit-up included.) This offer is exclusive to family and friends. Prices will rise with demand, so get in on the ground floor of this amazing business now. And stay tuned for upcoming opportunities: Jiggle A Baby and Entertain A Crabby Toddler.
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